Fish And Quips

Short quips, quotes, tips or unusual things I have heard or read about aquarium fish and fishkeeping. I have no references for some of them so take them as they are, believe it or don't.
Please add your own "Fish And Quips" by using the "Add Comment", right. If they are good we will publish them here.
 

 
The following were submitted by AJB:

 
And the following were submitted by veadra:
 
Hey! Look Mom! Hack, hack, patooey. A Baby Oyster!